OKAY. Whew. You made it here. Thank God. Or Allah. Or WHATEVER. IT DOESN’T MATTER. WHAT MATTERS IS THAT YOUR HERE. And that’s a great first step.
You see, there are a lot shitty coders in this world. A lot. Of shitty. Coders. Visit any coding forum and you shall see. Your eyes shall be opened.
Perhaps, just maybe, YOU’VE posted on these forums (gasp!), with your noob-drenched writing on how your code doesn’t work and how it’s soooo haaaarrrddd.
You see, this is why it’s so good you’ve finally made it here. Here you will learn how to code. And you will learn that anything is possible. And you will become more attractive. And get laid.
So clicky over to one of the posts and get your head(ers) on straight:
An Order to Learn Languages In — If you’re absolutely new to web programming, VISIT THIS POST. You’ll get nice guideline as to what to learn first and what order to learn the all the standard languages in.
The Programmer Mindset — This short and sweet series outlines a mindset that I believe all successful (or, at least ones who don’t post on forums “teh codez dont work, fix it”) have in common.
Six Steps to Developing a Game — Gosh darn it. Game development is so fun and cool. If you want to get your feet wet with a game, VISIT THIS SERIES THAT I HAVE TOILED OVER FOR MANY MANY HOURS on developing a game engine in Flash AS3.
How to Create Accurate Quotes — If you must freelance, you should at least know how to make accurate quotes. But there are some other nuggets (funny word) in here on planning projects out.
Boost Productivity: Micro Focus Vs. Macro Focus — A dip into the personal-development world. A worthy read.
READY. SET. CODE.
